If you’re reading this, or considering a lease deal you are likely aware of the benefits of leasing a car. But allow us to refresh your memory. First of all you are getting a brand new car! That you actually! Fancy yourself in a new Audi Q3? Go Ahead!If you are anything like yours truly, you have two options, pool all of your savings and have enough to buy an old 13 plate for few thousand pounds, alternatively you could use that doe for the down payment on the much more exciting prospect of a Personal Car Lease Audi Q3!
Honestly, if you have a second’s hesitation over what is preferable, get off this page right now! Go back to your life of dull decisions and absolutely no fun. It is the equivalent of paying thousands of pounds to have dinner with Theresa May, or the same amount to date Michelle Keegan. Sure you’re going to be paying an extra £650 a month for 3 years but you got you got Michelle Keegan, Theresa May isn’t even mad, she knows you made the right decision.
In this day and age actual ownership is overrated anyway, nobody cares that you’ve got a personal contract hire Audi Q3 that is leaving you with no money for food, they will just see you looking like a gangster rapper and believe you’ve made a success of yourself, when really, you can only afford the lease because you still live at your moms rent free!
My best mate always says, “if you can’t afford to buy it, you probably can’t afford the insurance”. But what the hell does he know, he still wears G Star jeans. Try sweet talking a hot spice at the club with your sensible lifestyle of living within your means. I’ll take my chances with the new Audi Q3. If you think she’ll be put off by the fact you don’t own it, just lie and tell her you do! Or tell her it’s an Audi Q3 Business Car lease. That way she’ll think it’s a perk of the sick job you have no chance of ever getting. Either way I’m not going out in a used and abused second hand motor. No sir, I’d sooner wear G Star Jeans!
New Audi Q3 = Michelle Kegan
All you need to remember is a date with Theresa May or a night with Michelle Keegan…. Michelle Keegan or Theresa May…. If you aren’t sold on getting a contract hire Audi Q3 after reading this then I don’t know what to say…. You need medical help.
So there you have it, an unusual article that compares Theresa may to a used car.